{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
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{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}
{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}
{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}
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