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John Thurman \"Red\" Cochran Jr. was an American football cornerback and later an assistant coach and scout in the National Football League (NFL). He played college football at Wake Forest University.
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Michal Kempný is a Czech professional ice hockey defenceman who is currently playing with HC Sparta Praha in the Czech Extraliga (ELH). Kempný formerly played in the National Hockey League (NHL) and won the Stanley Cup as a member of the Washington Capitals in 2018.
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