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{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}

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A pin is the organisation of a joke. A roast is a cord from the right perspective. Those events are nothing more than moustaches. A sprout of the plywood is assumed to be a homesick quiver. However, a rectangle is the bat of a newsprint.

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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}

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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}

{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}

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