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The 1995 FIBA European League Final Four was the 1994–95 season's FIBA European League Final Four tournament, organized by FIBA Europe. The event was hosted at the Pabellón Príncipe Felipe in Zaragoza, Spain. The event was held from April 11 until April 13, 1995. Real Madrid Teka won its eighth title, after defeating Olympiacos in the final game.
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