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{"type":"standard","title":"A2 motorway (Switzerland)","displaytitle":"A2 motorway (Switzerland)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q676104","titles":{"canonical":"A2_motorway_(Switzerland)","normalized":"A2 motorway (Switzerland)","display":"A2 motorway (Switzerland)"},"pageid":928750,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/26/A2Swiss.svg/320px-A2Swiss.svg.png","width":320,"height":184},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/26/A2Swiss.svg/139px-A2Swiss.svg.png","width":139,"height":80},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1268846458","tid":"4b917f74-d061-11ef-ae31-10be178ecdbe","timestamp":"2025-01-11T21:16:17Z","description":"Motorway in Switzerland","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A2_motorway_(Switzerland)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A2_motorway_(Switzerland)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A2_motorway_(Switzerland)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:A2_motorway_(Switzerland)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A2_motorway_(Switzerland)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/A2_motorway_(Switzerland)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A2_motorway_(Switzerland)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:A2_motorway_(Switzerland)"}},"extract":"The A2 is a motorway in Switzerland. It forms Switzerland's main north–south axis from Basel to Chiasso, meandering with a slight drift toward the east. It lies on the Gotthard axis and crosses the Alps. Opened in 1955 under the name \"Road Lucerne-south\", A2 is one of the busiest motorways in Switzerland.","extract_html":"
The A2 is a motorway in Switzerland. It forms Switzerland's main north–south axis from Basel to Chiasso, meandering with a slight drift toward the east. It lies on the Gotthard axis and crosses the Alps. Opened in 1955 under the name \"Road Lucerne-south\", A2 is one of the busiest motorways in Switzerland.
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{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Bank of Taizhou","displaytitle":"Bank of Taizhou","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1434225","titles":{"canonical":"Bank_of_Taizhou","normalized":"Bank of Taizhou","display":"Bank of Taizhou"},"pageid":24743998,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/TZCB-Head-Office.jpg/330px-TZCB-Head-Office.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/TZCB-Head-Office.jpg","width":1944,"height":2592},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276275076","tid":"e24a0d34-ed7c-11ef-9af0-351ba8e34445","timestamp":"2025-02-17T22:16:50Z","description":"City commercial bank in China","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_of_Taizhou","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_of_Taizhou?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_of_Taizhou?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bank_of_Taizhou"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_of_Taizhou","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bank_of_Taizhou","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_of_Taizhou?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bank_of_Taizhou"}},"extract":"Bank of Taizhou is a city commercial bank headquartered in Taizhou, Zhejiang, China. On 9 September 2010, it was officially renamed as Bank of Taizhou from the original name of Taizhou City Commercial Bank (台州市商业银行).","extract_html":"
Bank of Taizhou is a city commercial bank headquartered in Taizhou, Zhejiang, China. On 9 September 2010, it was officially renamed as Bank of Taizhou from the original name of Taizhou City Commercial Bank (台州市商业银行).
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{"type":"standard","title":"KFF Teuta","displaytitle":"KFF Teuta","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q30115890","titles":{"canonical":"KFF_Teuta","normalized":"KFF Teuta","display":"KFF Teuta"},"pageid":53798567,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/95/Teuta_Durr%C3%ABs_Club_Logo.svg/320px-Teuta_Durr%C3%ABs_Club_Logo.svg.png","width":320,"height":396},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/95/Teuta_Durr%C3%ABs_Club_Logo.svg/275px-Teuta_Durr%C3%ABs_Club_Logo.svg.png","width":275,"height":340},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1259133186","tid":"6bd08e33-a9ae-11ef-8895-50511d5729c1","timestamp":"2024-11-23T15:20:07Z","description":"Albanian football club","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFF_Teuta","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFF_Teuta?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFF_Teuta?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:KFF_Teuta"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFF_Teuta","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/KFF_Teuta","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFF_Teuta?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:KFF_Teuta"}},"extract":"KFF Teuta is an Albanian women's football club based in Durrës. They compete in the Kategoria Superiore Femra.","extract_html":"
KFF Teuta is an Albanian women's football club based in Durrës. They compete in the Kategoria Superiore Femra.
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