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{"type":"standard","title":"Oast Theatre, Tonbridge","displaytitle":"Oast Theatre, Tonbridge","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q15263241","titles":{"canonical":"Oast_Theatre,_Tonbridge","normalized":"Oast Theatre, Tonbridge","display":"Oast Theatre, Tonbridge"},"pageid":24030521,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e6/Tonbridge_Oast_Theatre.JPG/320px-Tonbridge_Oast_Theatre.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e6/Tonbridge_Oast_Theatre.JPG","width":2304,"height":1728},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276448837","tid":"032b52ba-ee48-11ef-a086-335f042e01b0","timestamp":"2025-02-18T22:30:53Z","description":"Theatre in Kent, England","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":51.2059,"lon":0.2623},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oast_Theatre%2C_Tonbridge","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oast_Theatre%2C_Tonbridge?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oast_Theatre%2C_Tonbridge?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Oast_Theatre%2C_Tonbridge"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oast_Theatre%2C_Tonbridge","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Oast_Theatre%2C_Tonbridge","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oast_Theatre%2C_Tonbridge?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Oast_Theatre%2C_Tonbridge"}},"extract":"The Oast Theatre is situated on the outskirts of Tonbridge, Kent. It is a small theatre that is based in an old oast house. It is home to the Tonbridge Theatre and Arts Club. The theatre seats 112 people.","extract_html":"
The Oast Theatre is situated on the outskirts of Tonbridge, Kent. It is a small theatre that is based in an old oast house. It is home to the Tonbridge Theatre and Arts Club. The theatre seats 112 people.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Mi Buenos Aires querido (song)","displaytitle":"Mi Buenos Aires querido (song)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1571067","titles":{"canonical":"Mi_Buenos_Aires_querido_(song)","normalized":"Mi Buenos Aires querido (song)","display":"Mi Buenos Aires querido (song)"},"pageid":14914953,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/Mi_buenos_aires_querido.jpg/330px-Mi_buenos_aires_querido.jpg","width":320,"height":460},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c8/Mi_buenos_aires_querido.jpg","width":665,"height":955},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1278300885","tid":"552d8328-f6bf-11ef-b362-897474428125","timestamp":"2025-03-01T17:05:10Z","description":"1934 song by Carlos Gardel and Alfredo Le Pera","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi_Buenos_Aires_querido_(song)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi_Buenos_Aires_querido_(song)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi_Buenos_Aires_querido_(song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mi_Buenos_Aires_querido_(song)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi_Buenos_Aires_querido_(song)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mi_Buenos_Aires_querido_(song)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi_Buenos_Aires_querido_(song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mi_Buenos_Aires_querido_(song)"}},"extract":"'Mi Buenos Aires querido' is a tango with music by Carlos Gardel and lyrics by Alfredo Le Pera, released in 1934. It is featured on the soundtrack of its eponymous movie directed by Julio Irigoyen.","extract_html":"
'Mi Buenos Aires querido' is a tango with music by Carlos Gardel and lyrics by Alfredo Le Pera, released in 1934. It is featured on the soundtrack of its eponymous movie directed by Julio Irigoyen.
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